Why is chocolate better than sex?
- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving
- You can have chocolate even in front of your mother
- If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind
- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate
- With chocolate there's no need to fake it
- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate
- When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake
- With chocolate size doesn’t matter

No comments:
Post a Comment